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User:limbocafe (6475337) Paid User
Like a Seinfeld episode
a journal about nothing
Name:Old belching milkmaid
Bio:

Lessee...in short, I'm 39 years old, I have a wonderful girlfriend, and I live with three sweetie-sweet dogs and two smooshy cats that I dote over. In all honesty I prefer the company of animals more than that of most people.

I'm currently going back to school to do some sort of work with animals. I haven't made up my mind how I will use the degree. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up! My fantasy job is a tattoo artist, but I can't draw and I don't have steady hands, so I guess that's out.

I have a good life, and I'm happy. A good portion of my entries are private as I do actually use this as a journal, and the friends only ones are nothing too heavy or personal. But if you like movies and music, random stupidity, celebrity gossip, general observations and the occasional rant, I might have a few things to say every once in a while.

Also, my journal is drama free. I don't understand people who thrive on that sort of thing.

About Friending/Unfriending: If I add you, or you add me, and it turns out we don't have much in common or don't really "click," my feelings won't be hurt if you remove me from your list. I would hope you feel the same if I remove you. Nothing personal. Some people take that stuff waaaay too seriously. On that note, add me if you'd like. I do read and comment more than I update.



The universe may not always play fair, but it's got a hell of a sense of humor. ~ Carrie Bradshaw

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. ~ Anne Lamott

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ~ Christopher Robin, to Pooh

Battle not with monsters lest you become one. ~ Freidrich Nietzsche

If your nerves are bad, take a damn Xanax like everybody else! ~ Betty Butterfield

Courage is not the absence of fear,
but rather the judgment that something else
is more important than fear.
~ Ambrose Redmoon

When a lot of things start going wrong all at once, it is to protect something big and lovely that is trying to get itself born--and that this something needs for you to be distracted so that it can be born as perfectly as possible. ~ Anne Lamott

Real isn't how you're made, it's a thing that happens to you. ~ Rocking Horse, "The Velveteen Rabbit."


Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had
happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them
to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is
given to us.





Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. ~ Anne Sexton





I love Meryl Streep.
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My boy crush is Ewan. When I told my girlfriend, I was presented with this masterpiece.

Me and Ewan


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Memories:33 entries
Pictures:over 100 public
Interests:131: absolutely fabulous, alan cumming, american idol, amy sedaris, ani difranco, animal rights, ann and nancy wilson, anne lamott, anne sexton, anxiety, autumn, barbra streisand, baseball, bette midler, beverly d'angelo, bill clinton, blue dog, british accents, brothers & sisters, candles, cartman rage, cate blanchett, celebrity gossip, cher, childless by choice, chips and salsa, chunky shoes, comedy, conversing with bella, curb your enthusiasm, damien rice, danelectro guitars, daniel day-lewis, dar williams, david gray, david letterman, david sedaris, derek jeter, dexter, dimples, dolly parton, dr. martens, drag queens, drag shows, ebay, eccentricities, emma thompson, england, er, everything but the girl, ewan mcgregor, foreign films, gargoyles, gay men, genuine people, ghosts, good cries, good lyrics, gratitude, hillary clinton, icons, indigo girls, irish accents, johnny depp, joni mitchell, karmic payback, kathy griffin, la ink, laughing, london, long way down, long way round, lost, madreblu, making myself laugh, margaret atwood, memoirs, meryl streep, miami ink, mose, movies, nanci griffith, nerdy glasses, new york yankees, nighttime, october, old pianos, oprah, ovation guitars, pajama pants, papooh, patricia clarkson, patty griffin, pixie haircuts, playing with my dogs, poetry, project runway, pubs, puppy breath, rachel griffiths, reading, road trips, ron white, scottish accents, seinfeld, serial killers, sex & the city, silver jewelry, silver linings, singer-songwriters, singing, six feet under, sleeping, t-shirt sheets, tattoos, the amazing race, the daily show, the l word, the office us, the rooster, the sopranos, the x-files, theater, thrift stores, thunder, wanda sykes, weeds, windchimes, writing, writing on my hand, yorkies
Friends:
People23:_ashe__, akatsukami, algernon, amysarah, aquarian_azalea, baldowl, diane2001, dlaw01, ebourland, eustacia42, hey_jupiter, iggee25, imperfectly79, kid_chronicles, limbocafe, mistahpat, morning_glory1, netnessie, okielady, ourmunchkin, shrixer78, thebluefairy2, tishalook
Communities9:casseroles, cate_online, fischer_kinsey, iconomicon, mutts_strips, smalltangerine, tangled_wishes, weeds_sho, yorkielove
Feeds1:hascheezburger
Mutual Friends:22: _ashe__, akatsukami, algernon, amysarah, aquarian_azalea, baldowl, diane2001, dlaw01, ebourland, eustacia42, hey_jupiter, iggee25, imperfectly79, kid_chronicles, limbocafe, mistahpat, morning_glory1, okielady, ourmunchkin, shrixer78, thebluefairy2, tishalook
Also Friend of:14: bnlfanofed, curly_locks78, faeryhead, igodoh, kateo, leperheart, macaire, matty_mcphat, puppydifranco, seekay, shimbexprovides, thirteenrocks, weirdcatlady, wilmaring
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